Worshiping the Holy Trinity


Warm, Comforting, and Memorable

A popular marijuana strain that can be hard to track down, Holy Trinity is powerful, elevating, and pleasant. While the genetics of this breed is something of a mystery, it’s rumored to be a trustworthy combination of Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush. Continue reading Worshiping the Holy Trinity

Zapped by AC/DC

Waves of relaxation, low psychoactive properties

Feel every vibration of life like riffs on a guitar with the AC/DC strain, a high-CBD option that will have you feeling relaxed and calm, without getting spacy or blazed. Continue reading Zapped by AC/DC

Summiting Everest

Clear, light, focused

Ever wanted to summit your own personal Everest? Try smoking this weed first. The strain is flavorful, earthy and intense without being overpowering. Its effects are shorter than many strains, making it great for enjoying atop a mountain without being too blazed to get back down. Continue reading Summiting Everest

Lost in a Blue Dream

Dreamy, euphoric, relaxing and centering

Consistently voted one of the best, most balanced strains around, Blue Dream is a hot commodity of legal pot shops’ shelves. One of the Toke Tank Team’s personal favorites, it is one of the best strains to relax with after a long day of work or play. Continue reading Lost in a Blue Dream

Hit With a 9 Lb Hammer

Calm, cool, collected, and so very stoned.

Like a character getting hit with a giant hammer by a familiar foe in your favorite Saturday morning cartoon episode, this weed gives you everything you want from an Indica experience (complete with stars circling your head). No pain here, just a silly trip through a colorful world of whimsy. Continue reading Hit With a 9 Lb Hammer

We’re Like Aliens on Moonshine

The weed we’d bring on our travels throughout the galaxy.

A great companion for helping you explore this silly thing called the human experience, Aliens on Moonshine is a strong indica-dominant strain with a large fan following. It brings a deep body high, introspection and personal adventure. Continue reading We’re Like Aliens on Moonshine

Supremely Skunk’d

Deep euphoria, energetic buzz, relaxed body high

The Skunk strain is pleasant, powerful and spiritual. It provides a strong and intense zone out experience, a delightful classic taste and ultimate happiness. This one was grown by Equinox, which provides “free range cannabis.” Continue reading Supremely Skunk’d

A Scoop of Sunset Sherbet


Powerful, inviting, calming and meditative.

The fruity, sweet nugs are an introduction to something delicious when you rip open the Sunset Sherbet package. Grown by Northwest Cannabis Solutions, this indica-dominant hybrid is a special treat. The thick smoke is delicious, warm and inviting. Continue reading A Scoop of Sunset Sherbet

Boo – Get Spooked with these 13 Halloween Weed Strains!

Fear, Fright and Fun Abounds this Halloween!

What spooky strains are you smoking up on the scariest day of the year? If you like seasonal indica and sativa weed that’s perfect for a haunting Halloween, read on for the 13 grisliest grabs and frightening finds!


  1. Jack Skellington

Essential for those who watch this nostalgic classic every year between Halloween and Christmas, Jack Skellington is a cross between Killer Queen and Jack the Ripper. It’s been known to produce a highly psychoactive experience with lots of creativity and energy, for when you fall down the hole in the trees and land in Christmas Town. Get to know him here.

  1. Voodoo Kush

A thoughtful, almost magical strain with a riveting backstory. According to Raven Grass, “In Pacific Northwest mythology, ‘Raven’ is known as a creator, provider, trickster and as a complex reflection of one’s own self. Raven can be a magical storyteller, transformer, healer and unstoppable creative force, source of endless amusement, or ravenous debaucher. But always a cultural hero. Who will raven be to you?” Revives positivity, uplifts the spirit and frees the mind this Halloween. Learn more here.

  1. Ghost OG

You won’t be haunted late at night by insomnia when smoking Ghost OG; it’s known for its potent sleep qualities. A great indica for achieving a strong body high and a positive outlook, Ghost OG is a fruity and spacy strain that will let you doze through whatever goes bump in the night. Find the elusive strain here.


  1. Frankenstein

A classic Halloween character, Frankenstein is a spooky strain indeed. An 80% indica hybrid, it will have you feeling like a new person, revived from the dead. An earthy strain with relaxing qualities, it’ll have you leaving the candy out on the porch so you can enjoy a chill movie night. Get to know Frankenstein here.

  1. Headband

Like a mummy wrapped in cloth, Headband wraps around your mind and takes hold. It’s smooth, sweet, easy and absolutely powerful. An intense high that’s unexpected and enjoyable; after a few initial silky hits, you quickly realize why it’s named the way it is. Check it out here.

  1. The Blood

Beware of The Blood!

While this strain has a creepy moniker, it is actually named as such because of the bright red lines (veins) the plant grows on leaves and stems. It’s a landrace strain that’s from Hawaii, meaning it’s genetically one of the oldest cannabis strains around. See more info here.


  1. Night Terror OG

Night Terror OG is a mix of Blue Dream and Rare Darkness. It will put you into a deep sleep; so deep that you may not even wake up if a ghoul shows up to haunt you. Check it out here.

  1. Critical +

Critically awesome, Critical + brings a strong and hazy head high, very intense at first then turns into full-body rolling sensations. It’s like riding a wave and being held at its mercy; just what you need to enjoy Halloween in true frightful fashion. Smoke this strain to relax your body, your mind and enjoy an intense stoned experience as you ward off ghosts, ghouls and goblins. Find out more here.

  1. Jack the Ripper

Not to be confused with Jack Herer, the cannabis activist, Jack the Ripper is a figure of nightmares. Based on the unidentified serial killer who wreaked havoc on London in the late 1800’s, this strain is perfect for smoking in the dead of night. It’s a mix of Jack Cleaner and Space Queen and will haunt your dreams. Check it out here.

  1. Zombie OG

Known for encouraging the munchies, Zombie OG is an indica that brings you to life in a happy, cerebrally uplifting way. You may also feel sapped for energy after a few rounds. Perhaps hitting the bong could be the way to cure the zombie apocalypse? Wake the dead here.


  1. Amnesia

Forget your frights, fears and troubles with the Amnesia strain. After mellowing in this haze, we felt like we were floating in a thick cloud of water. Smooth and rolling; spacy and powerful. This weed mellows hard and drives you in an intellectual and social way. “Forget it” here.

  1. Hell Raiser OG

Holy Hellraiser!

Like the stuff out of nightmares, this haunting strain is a tribute to the nine-series Hellraiser franchise. Wake the Cenobites and unleash them with intense strain; learn more here.

  1. Alchemy

“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble” (Macbeth, Shakespeare)

Alchemy is an expert combination of Querkle and Chemdawg. High in THC content, it is cerebral and relaxing, with a strong body high. Mix it up here.

Smoke up and enjoy Halloween – something wicked this way comes!

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Awakened by Acapulco Gold


Powerful, freeing, euphoric and adventurous

When we recently visited Green Bluff Greenhouse, we were treated with an incredible close-up experience of watching weed grow. We were particularly drawn to the Acapulco Gold plants, as under the grow lights their leaves were adorned with fire-red stripes, deep pink stems and flecks of gold. The buds were fluffy, with deep orange hairs and a classic golden tint. We’re so glad to finally be enjoying this strain, since we’ve been dreaming of doing so ever since we laid eyes on it.  Continue reading Awakened by Acapulco Gold