Toke Tank’s 5th Annual Green Gold Awards: 2019

Proudly presenting the 5th annual Toke Tank Green Gold 420 Awards!

We are so excited to be continuing this award and honoring not only the fine growers and sellers of Washington’s legal marijuana under I-502, but also hailing the amazing strains we’ve smoked and reviewed in the past year.

The categories are Best Indica Strain, Best Sativa Strain and Best Balanced Hybrid Strain. Read on for the winners of the 2019 Toke Tank Green Gold Awards! Continue reading Toke Tank’s 5th Annual Green Gold Awards: 2019

“Hey, Hand Me That Allen Wrench”

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It grabs your mind and will become your new “fix-it-all” strain.

Are you a lover of productive, energetic sativa strains like we are? A strong strain like Allen Wrench is a special enjoyment. It’s got the sour flavor of a diesel strain and the fruity treat of a candy. You’ll find it hits you like a hammer and wrenches your heart like a beautiful song. Continue reading “Hey, Hand Me That Allen Wrench”

Create Your Own Happy Ending

Euphoric, Uplifting, Giggly

Need a little extra boost of happiness? Bringing euphoria, peace and calm, the Happy Ending strain provides you with a lift of joy for whenever life’s getting you down. Continue reading Create Your Own Happy Ending

Sucked Into The Tunnels of a Vortex

Smooth, uplifting, introspective

Float through the cosmos in a Vortex of the world’s most euphoric weed strains with this sativa-dominant, introspective journey. Smoke it while rowing a boat and watching your paddle break the water in smooth ripples, or stargaze at night in the depths of a deep and inviting forest. Continue reading Sucked Into The Tunnels of a Vortex

An Elephant Never Forgets

The high comes in waves, heavy without weighing you down

A sativa-leaning strain with a strong, potent high, riding the Elephant is one experience you’ll never forget. Climb aboard and experience the world from a higher perspective. Continue reading An Elephant Never Forgets

How to Get Alaskan Thunderf*cked

Focused, euphoric, and relaxing

A strain with a less than delicate name, Alaskan Thunderfuck is a legend all on its own. Hitting you hard and intensifying over time, it’s got a powerful, skunky vibe. Warning: it can be a creeper. Continue reading How to Get Alaskan Thunderf*cked

Worshiping the Holy Trinity

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Warm, Comforting, and Memorable

A popular marijuana strain that can be hard to track down, Holy Trinity is powerful, elevating, and pleasant. While the genetics of this breed is something of a mystery, it’s rumored to be a trustworthy combination of Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush. Continue reading Worshiping the Holy Trinity

Zapped by AC/DC

Waves of relaxation, low psychoactive properties

Feel every vibration of life like riffs on a guitar with the AC/DC strain, a high-CBD option that will have you feeling relaxed and calm, without getting spacy or blazed. Continue reading Zapped by AC/DC

Toke Tank’s 3rd Annual Green Gold 420 Awards

Happy Holi-BLAZE! Can you believe it’s already 4/20 again?!

The holiday of choice for pot smokers has arrived and with it comes Toke Tank’s 3rd annual Green Gold 420 Awards. We are so excited to be continuing this award and honoring not only the fine growers of Washington’s legal marijuana under I-502, but also throwing kudos to the amazing strains we’ve smoked and reviewed in the past year. Continue reading Toke Tank’s 3rd Annual Green Gold 420 Awards

Wandering with the White Widow

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Smooth, strong and relaxing

Although it’s a balanced hybrid, White Widow leans on the Indica side of the cannabis spectrum. Regarded as both an excellent day and night smoker, you’ll be able to enjoy it at any time. Continue reading Wandering with the White Widow